Sunday, 12 December 2021

My Biggest Fears


In no particular order...


Blood clots. Legs > lungs > brain (the more lethal, the less scary they are to me)

Making phone calls

Brown Thomas

Falling out of the attic

My children falling out of the attic

Power tools. Circular saw > chainsaw > hedgetrimmer

Fingers getting caught between two closing drawers

R A T S 

False accusations

Legitimate accusations

Twitter pile-ons

Hair getting sucked in to the back of the hairdryer

Hair straighteners

Hairdressers

Reversing uphill

Reversing uphill with someone watching

Driving in convoy 

A room full of well-dressed blonde women

Medical council complaints

Solicitor's letters

Letters from the income protection gestapo

High heels on soft grass

High heels

Cold ankles

Cold feet in bed

Ski lifts

Ski escalator thingies

Skis

The sharp bit on the sellotape dispenser

Knuckles/cheese grater

Airtastic

Being late

Gas boilers

Jumpstarting cars

Ticketmaster


......


That feels better. 




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